Smells Like Teen Hockey T-Shirt in Pitch Black — Hockey gear on a drying stand with green odour trails and Smells Like Teen Hockey lettering.

Smells Like Teen Hockey T-Shirt

Pitch Black / XS
$28.50 CAD
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Smells Like Teen Hockey T-Shirt in Pitch Black — Hockey gear on a drying stand with green odour trails and Smells Like Teen Hockey lettering.

Smells Like Teen Hockey T-Shirt

$28.50 CAD

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ColorPitch Black
Size

Printed to order in Canada. Our printing partner reports average apparel production of 3–5 business days; busy periods can take longer. Delivery time is additional.

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For the hockey families who can tell when the gear bag has entered the house. This dry equipment-room joke makes a familiar problem a little easier to laugh about.

Cracked cream lettering frames the scene with Smells Like Teen Hockey.

  • Soft, combed ring-spun 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend.
  • Modern classic fit with a taped neck and shoulders.
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; tear-away label.
Size guide — garment measurements

Garment measurements in inches, taken flat. Width is across the chest; length is from the high shoulder to the hem. Compare with a similar garment you already wear. These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Available sizes vary by colour.

Garment measurements
Size Width (in) Length (in) Width (cm) Length (cm)
XS 16 27 40.6 68.6
S 18 28 45.7 71.1
M 20 29 50.8 73.7
L 22 30 55.9 76.2
XL 24 31 61.0 78.7
2XL 26 32 66.0 81.3
3XL 28 33 71.1 83.8

Measurements can vary between garments. Check the size and colour selected before ordering.

Product care

Follow the care label on your item. Wash inside out with similar colours and avoid ironing directly over the print. Follow the label for wash temperature and drying instructions.

Size & fit: measure before ordering

Use the size chart in Product Details for this exact item. Compare garment measurements with a similar item laid flat. Hat dimensions and adjustable sizing are described separately.

Made to order: no sizing, colour-selection or change-of-mind returns. Ask us about fit before ordering.

$13 flat shipping · Free standard shipping $100+

Check the product measurements before ordering.

Made to order. No sizing or change-of-mind returns.