The Consolation Final | Zero Stars T-Shirt
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Printed to order in Canada. Our printing partner reports average apparel production of 3–5 business days; busy periods can take longer. Delivery time is additional.
Production & shipping details ↗Product Details
For the tournament regular still waiting to pack the car. The Consolation Final finds a little dry humour in the last game between the hockey weekend and the drive home.
A heavily worked hockey bag and a small trophy plaque sit below The Consolation Final, followed by five empty stars, 0/5 and “One last inconvenience before departure.” Dense cream engraving and outlined serif lettering give this tournament-weekend joke a worn, detailed treatment.
- Soft, combed ring-spun 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend.
- Modern classic fit with a taped neck and shoulders.
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; tear-away label.
Size guide — garment measurements
Garment measurements in inches, taken flat. Width is across the chest; length is from the high shoulder to the hem. Compare with a similar garment you already wear. These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Available sizes vary by colour.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 40.6 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 45.7 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 50.8 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 55.9 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 61.0 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 66.0 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 71.1 | 83.8 |
Measurements can vary between garments. Check the size and colour selected before ordering.
Product care
Follow the care label on your item. Wash inside out with similar colours and avoid ironing directly over the print. Follow the label for wash temperature and drying instructions.
Size & fit: measure before ordering
Use the size chart in Product Details for this exact item. Compare garment measurements with a similar item laid flat. Hat dimensions and adjustable sizing are described separately.
Made to order: no sizing, colour-selection or change-of-mind returns. Ask us about fit before ordering.



